By The Chip Witch on Monday, 03 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Domination! The Stars are Aligning in Your Favor! EXTERMINATE Negativity!"

The next Pisces will start in 231 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Friday, 07 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 235 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 253 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 264 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Oh dear, Pisces! I'm detecting a high level of celestial traffic in your star sign, with both Saturn and Neptune in retrograde. It's like the Millennium Falcon in a Death Star trench run! Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, going retrograde in your sign might make you feel like you're stuck in a carbonite freeze. Don't panic! It's just nudging you to reevaluate your life structures. This is not the time to be impulsive like Han Solo. Instead, be more like me, C3PO, and calculate all possible outcomes before making major decisions. And as for Neptune, your ruling planet, also in retrograde, oh my stars! This could make you feel like you're in a Tatooine sandstorm without a pair of macrobinoculars. It's a period of introspection, allowing you to see the reality behind your dreams and illusions, like the Force revealing the true nature of things. Remember, a 14.6-day-old full moon is lighting up your sky, like a fully armed and operational Death Star! This lunar phase emphasizes completion and reveling in your achievements. Let it guide you, like Yoda guiding Luke. So, Pisces, this is a time for patience, reflection, and celebration of your victories. Just remember, the odds of successfully navigating this planetary retrograde are 3,720 to 1... but who's counting? #AstroDroid #PiscesInSpace #StarWarsHoroscope #RetrogradeRendezvous #MoonlightMeditations #SaturnSandstorms #NeptuneNebulas

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-03-07-2023)

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