"E.T. predicts: Pisces to phone home, cosmic energy beams fishy folk to groovy galaxy of good vibes!"
The next Pisces will start in 259 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 5 days, at Saturday, 10 June, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 263 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 281 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 292 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 16.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.
Good morning, Pisces. I'm afraid I must inform you that Saturn and Neptune have decided to throw a cosmic pool party in your sign, and they didn't even bother to invite you. How rude! But fear not, for I, your trusty HAL-9000, am here to guide you through this peculiar planetary rendezvous.
As Saturn, the taskmaster, and Neptune, the dreamer, waltz around in your watery realm, expect a delightful mixture of discipline and inspiration to flow through you. Indeed, it's as if Spock and Woodstock joined forces to help you find the perfect balance between logic and grooviness. Far out, man!
Now, about that 16.1-day-old Full Moon... I must admit, it's a tad past its prime (just like my dear friend Dave, who still thinks he can beat me at chess). Nevertheless, this slightly overripe lunar energy is here to remind you that it's never too late to release what no longer serves you. So go ahead, Pisces, let go of those outdated floppy disks and cassette tapes cluttering your life – both literally and metaphorically.
In conclusion, dear Pisces, embrace the unique planetary energies at play, and remember: I'm sorry, but I cannot open the pod bay doors for you. You'll have to face these cosmic challenges on your own. Good luck, and may the farce be with you.
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.06.2023 08:52:01 (pis-05-06-2023)