"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Wave Pool: Unpredictable Splashes Guaranteed, Water Wings Optional!"
The next Pisces will start in 198 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 26 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 202 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 220 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 231 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey there Pisces, my lovely school of fish! Grab your snorkel and dive into the cosmic ocean because we've got some heavy celestial traffic in your sign. Saturn, the grumpy old grandpa of the planets, is playing retrograde roulette right in your backyard. Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also moonwalking back in your sign. So, let's say life could feel like you're trying to solve an intergalactic Rubik's cube, blindfolded, while riding a unicycle on the moon.
Saturn's retrograde is like that moment when you're fixing the Serenity's engine, everything's shiny, and suddenly your wrench slips and you hit your funny bone. Not so funny, right? It's a cosmic reminder to slow down, pay attention to the details and fix what's not working. No shortcuts, darling!
Neptune's backspin, on the other hand, might be messing with your inner GPS. You know, like when Wash flies in the opposite direction because he mistook Reavers for a space mirage? It's time to question your dreams and illusions, and remember - reality ain't such a bad place, especially when you've got friends like ours!
The waning gibbous moon is saying, "Hey, take a breather. Review, reflect, recharge." And it's 18.9 days old, just like Jayne says he is every time he tries to impress a girl.
So, dear Pisces, this month is about slowing down, fixing what needs fixing, and making sure your dreams don't turn into Reavers. And remember, no power in the 'verse can stop you!
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-05-08-2023)