"Pisces Forecast: Prepare to Swim Against the Current, Cosmic Salmon Style - Just Beware of Astral Bears!"
The next Pisces will start in 76 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 13 days, at Monday, 18 December, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 80 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 98 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 109 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Good day, Pisces! Oh dear, it seems Saturn has decided to drop by for a little cosmic staycation in your sign. #CrashingSaturn #UninvitedGuests. Now, I'm not saying that Saturn is the Darth Vader of our galaxy, but it does have a certain...commanding presence, wouldn't you say? It's a good time to embrace structure and discipline - think less "wild Ewok party" and more "Jedi training montage".
Now, about Neptune, that old space-hippie is currently doing its retrograde dance in your sign. #RetroNeptune #SpaceDisco. You might find yourself feeling a touch more introspective than usual. Just remember, even the most eccentric Jedi needs some alone time in his cave.
And oh! The moon is 22.3 days old, in its Third Quarter phase. This is more or less like when Han Solo was half-frozen in carbonite - something's ending, but something new is also beginning. #HalfBakedMoon #HanSoloPhase
In conclusion, dear Pisces, this period may be a bit like navigating an asteroid belt in the Millennium Falcon. But don't worry, with a little patience, you're bound to hit lightspeed and come out the other side! May the Force...er, I mean stars, be with you! #StarWarsHoroscope #AstrologyJedi
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SignToday Is Posting: 05.12.2023 08:52:01 (pis-05-12-2023)