"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Through a Cosmic Sushi Conveyor of Unexpected Twists – Just Don't Forget Your Space Goggles!"
The next Pisces will start in 197 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 201 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 219 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 230 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Listen up, Pisces, and hold onto your cosmic socks because the universe is about to play a game of celestial pinball with you! With Saturn and Neptune both in retrograde in your sign, it's like a cosmic double whammy. Or, in layman's terms, it's as if you've got two interstellar speed bumps in your cosmic driveway.
Saturn, the old taskmaster, is sitting in reverse gear, looking at you like an unpaid parking ticket. He's saying, "Hey, Pisces, remember all those tasks you've been putting off? Yeah, time to get off your nebulous nether regions and tackle them!" It's a bit like when your mum tells you to clean your room, but this time it's a giant gas planet 1.2 billion kilometers away. Funny that, isn't it?
Next up, we have Neptune, the king of dreams and imagination, also in retrograde. This might make your dreams slightly weirder than usual. You know, like dreaming you're a Mars rover stuck in traffic on the M25, or that you're having a tea party with a bunch of quantum particles.
As for our lovely Waning Gibbous moon, at 20 days old, she's just past her prime, but still radiating enough light to guide you through these challenging times. The Waning Gibbous moon is a bit like a cosmic nightlight, helping you navigate through the hallway of life without stubbing your toe on the furniture of fate.
So, buckle up, Pisces. Remember, it's not about the destination, but the journey... even if that journey currently feels like being strapped to a rocket headed for the heart of a supernova. Keep your head up, your spirit high, and maybe invest in some cosmic insurance.
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