By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 07 September 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Interstellar Shenanigans! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About as Cooperative as a Grumpy Reaver!"

The next Pisces will start in 165 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 169 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 187 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 198 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Pisces pals! Buckle up your space boots and grab your tin-foil hats because the stars are taking you on a wild ride. Saturn, that old taskmaster, is doing the moonwalk in your sign right now. Oh, don't you just love a retrograde? It's like a cosmic rewind button. #PiscesPower #SaturnSpinBack And let's not forget about Neptune, your ruling planet, who's also decided to pirouette backward in your sign. It seems you're hosting quite the planetary party. And by party, I mean introspective, soul-searching, existential-crisis type of party. But hey, it's not a Pisces party unless someone ends up crying in the corner, am I right? #NeptuneNostalgia You might feel like you've accidentally wandered into a rerun of your life. Déjà vu is the new black, and you're wearing it well. But here's the thing: rewind isn't just about reliving your blooper reel. It's an opportunity to reevaluate, reimagine, and redo. So, seize the day, or rather, seize the past! #RetrogradeRealness With your Third Quarter moon at the ripe old age of 22.6 days, it's like an angsty emo teenager - half-light, half-dark, and fully brooding. The good news? This phase brings clarity and enlightenment. The bad news? It's mostly about how you should've listened to your intuition that one time five years ago. #QuarterMoonQuandaries But remember, my fishy friends, the universe doesn't throw anything at us that we can't handle. Much like my failed attempt at a vegan gluten-free pizza last night, sometimes the messiest situations can lead to the most tasty revelations. So, keep swimming upstream, stay open to the lessons, and don't forget to laugh at the cosmic joke that is life. #HoroscopeHilarity Stay starry-eyed, Pisces!

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-07-09-2023)

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