Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare to Swim through a Sea of Retrograde: Mercury's Taking a Backstroke and You're Invited!"

The next Pisces will start in 134 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 138 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 156 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 167 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey Pisces, grab your snorkels and flippers because it's about to get deep! Saturn's pulled the retrograde card on us, and if you thought he was a strict father figure before, well now he's like that dad from *Footloose*, not letting anyone have any fun. So, maybe hold off on those spontaneous dance-offs for now. Neptune, your ruling planet, also decided to join the retrograde party. It’s like a cosmic episode of Punk'd out here. But fear not, my fishy friends! Neptune is simply encouraging you to take a detour through the depths of your subconscious. So, buckle up and enjoy the ride, just remember to keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. And speaking of detours, our moon is in its Third Quarter phase. She's 23.8 days old, which in moon years makes her... well, let's just say she's mature enough to know better but still young enough to do it anyway. This is your chance to reflect on the past lunar month and start planning for the future. Kind of like a celestial spring cleaning, except there's no dust, and nobody's judging you for hoarding all those alien conspiracy theories. So, Pisces, while it may seem like the universe has got its wires crossed this week, remember, even Fox Mulder had his bad days. Just put on your favorite tin foil hat, channel your inner Scully skepticism, and you'll weather this cosmic storm like a pro. #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #ThirdQuarterMoon #Pisces #TheTruthIsOutThere

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.10.2023 08:52:02 (pis-08-10-2023)