"Fishy Pisces, Prepare to Swim Downstream: Uranus is in Retrograde and Forgot its Rubber Ducky!"
The next Pisces will start in 225 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 229 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 247 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 258 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Hey Pisces, brace yourself for a double whammy! Saturn and Neptune have both decided to do the moonwalk (or should I say planet-walk?) through your sign. No need to panic, though. It's not the apocalypse, just a sign that the universe has a sense of humor.
Saturn is retrograde in Pisces? More like Saturn is asking you to revisit some old chapters. Think of it as your favorite sci-fi series, where time travel is a thing and you're the protagonist. But remember, no messing with the timeline! #TimeTravelRules
Neptune in retrograde? Oh boy, this is like Spock showing up at your door and saying, "Your emotions are illogical." You might feel like you're floating in the zero gravity of your own feelings, but don't worry. You've got this! With Neptune's help, you'll learn to navigate your emotional spaceship without crashing into any asteroids. Let's call it #EmotionalAstronaut training.
Now let's talk about the third quarter moon, currently 21.4 days old (but who's counting, right?). This moody teenager of a moon phase is all about letting go and cleaning up. So, it's time to declutter your life, Pisces. And I'm not just talking about your hoarded collection of Star Trek memorabilia or those alien socks you never wear. Time to beam up those emotional dust bunnies too! #MoonTeenClean
In short, Piscean friend, this time is about introspection, emotional growth, and the bravery to venture into the final frontier - your inner space. And remember, in the words of the great Number Six: "All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again." So, buckle up and enjoy the ride! #GalacticGiggles
P.S. - If you see a Cylon, run in the opposite direction. Or better yet, show them your dance moves; they hate that. #CylonCantDance
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 09.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-09-07-2023)