"Pisces Forecast: Expect to Swim through Cosmic Soup, Just Don't Forget your Snorkel!"
The next Pisces will start in 193 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 197 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 215 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 226 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey there Pisces, fishy folks of the Zodiac! Now, before you start groaning, let me remind you that I’m here to deliver your celestial forecast in the most entertaining way possible. So buckle up, my dear water dwellers, it's a bumpy ride in the cosmos today!
Saturn and Neptune are both pulling a 'Benjamin Button' in your sign - yep, they're going retrograde. That’s like the Universe's version of hitting rewind on a VHS tape. Remember those? No? Just me? Okay, moving on.
#SaturnRetrograde is like that strict school principal you always tried to avoid - it's all about discipline, responsibility, and life lessons. It’s basically saying, "hey, remember those mistakes you made? Let's revisit them!" Fun times, right? But don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it sounds! It's just giving you a chance to learn from past blunders. Who knew the Universe had such a twisted sense of humor?
Meanwhile, #NeptuneRetrograde is adding an extra layer of 'interesting' to the mix. Neptune is like that eccentric art teacher who encouraged you to think outside the box. While it's playing its retrograde game, you might find your dreams getting weirder than usual. Don't panic if you dream about being chased by a giant taco that's angry you forgot the hot sauce. It's just Neptune doing its thing.
As for the moon, it’s a 24-day-old Waning Crescent. Think of it as the cosmic equivalent of that last slice of pizza you saved for later. Its energy is dwindling, signaling a time of release and surrender. Basically, the moon is telling you to let go of unnecessary baggage - like that grudge against your neighbor’s extremely loud parrot.
So Pisces, the cosmic forecast calls for a mix of review, weird dreams, and letting go. It might sound like a recipe for a sci-fi movie, but hey, who doesn't love a good plot twist?
Stay groovy, Pisces, and remember: the stars may influence us, but they don't control us. Because if they did, we’d all be strapped to rockets and sent into space. And let's be honest, not all of us are cut out for zero gravity.
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-10-08-2023)