"Pisces Forecast: Prepare for an Emotional Tsunami! You Shall be Submerged...in Feelings! Experi-Emote! Experi-Emote!"
The next Pisces will start in 221 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 21 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 225 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 243 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 254 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Ahoy, Pisces! Prepare to dive into the celestial sea of cosmic silliness as Neptune and Saturn have both decided to moonwalk backwards in your sign. Yes, you heard it right. It's retrograde season, my gilled friends!
Saturn, the grumpy grandpa of our galactic family, is doing the reverse cha-cha in your constellation. He’s always the 'tough love' type, so don't be surprised if he forces you to reassess your limitations and re-evaluate your bucket list. Maybe it's time to finally admit that becoming a professional mermaid or mastering the art of telekinesis might not be viable career options. But hey, who am I to judge? I once tried to open a business selling black holes. It didn't suck as much as you'd think.
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet and the king of underwater karaoke, is also swimming backward in your sign. Expect a tidal wave of creativity, intuition, and dreams so weird they'd make Salvador Dali blush. You might even start seeing unicorns on skateboards or start speaking in haikus.
Beware though, the waning crescent moon, currently at 25.4 days old, is watching from the sidelines like a snoopy aunt ready to spill the tea. Emotions might run high, so don't forget to breathe. And for the love of all things cosmic, please avoid any arguments about whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars. It never ends well.
The next full moon is due on 1st August 2023 at 18:33:26. So mark your calendars, Pisces! This promises to be a lunar party you won't want to miss.
So get your snorkel gear ready, Pisces. It's time to swim with the cosmic currents and ride the waves of retrograde madness with grace, humor, and a healthy dose of fishy intuition.
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-13-07-2023)