By The Chip Witch on Friday, 14 April 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Intergalactic Fish Shenanigans: Pisces Unravel the Secrets of the Cosmos While Juggling Planetary Retrogrades and Vegan Smoothies!"

The next Pisces will start in 311 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 2 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 315 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 333 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 344 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently in Pisces

Neptune is currently in Pisces

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.2 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Space... the final frontier. These are the voyages of Pisces, boldly going where no fish has gone before. Stardate: Now. Our mission: to explore the mysterious realms of Saturn and Neptune, currently swimming in the waters of our Piscean cosmic pool. Attention all Pisces! 🐠 As Saturn's rings encircle your sign like a cosmic hula hoop, the time has come for you to embrace your inner Spock and use your logical superpowers for good. Expect to encounter obstacles that require a mix of discipline and creativity. Remember, just as Kirk would say, "The only way to defeat the Kobayashi Maru is to change the rules." With Neptune, your ruling planet, also frolicking in your sign, your empathic senses are heightened, making you more sensitive than a Vulcan mind-meld. Use this intuition to navigate the galaxy of emotions, and watch out for any Romulans trying to disrupt your peace. 🖖 As the Third Quarter moon 🌗 beams down on us at 23.2 days old, it's time to wrap up any pending missions and prepare for the next lunar cycle. Like a well-timed warp-speed jump, this phase urges you to clear the decks and make way for new adventures. So, Pisces, grab your phasers, tricorders, and universal translators, because you're about to embark on an epic quest through the cosmos of self-discovery and growth. May the stars guide you, and as always, live long and prosper. #PiscesInSpace #StarTrekHoroscope #CaptainKirkVibes #BeamMeUpNeptune #SaturnHulaHoop #WarpSpeedAhead

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.04.2023 08:52:01 (pis-14-04-2023)

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