"Pisces, Brace Yourselves for a Deep Dive into the Cosmic Fishbowl: Blame the Neptunian Whirlpool, Not Your Goldfish!"
The next Pisces will start in 97 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Tuesday, 21 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 101 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 119 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 130 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The New moon is currently 1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.
Ah, Pisces, my fishy friends. You're as slippery as a greased-up eel in a vat of organic coconut oil, aren't you? So, Saturn has decided to park its celestial derriere in your sign, bringing with it responsibility, structure and about as much fun as a flat tire on the way to a Star Trek convention.
Meanwhile, Neptune - your ruling planet, mind you - is on a retrograde joyride, stirring up your emotional waters like a hyperactive toddler with a spoon in a pudding bowl. Expect dreams as weird as quantum physics and emotions as stable as a Jenga tower built by a caffeinated squirrel.
And let's not forget the New Moon. Just one day old. It's barely out of its cosmic nappies and already it's influencing your life, imbuing it with opportunities for fresh starts and new beginnings. Or, you could just stay in bed, which, let's face it, sounds more appealing than facing a universe that can't even make up its mind about Pluto.
Hang in there, Pisces. Remember, the Universe is vast, mysterious and, above all, completely indifferent to our existence. But hey, at least your horoscope is entertaining.
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SignToday Is Posting: 14.11.2023 08:52:01 (pis-14-11-2023)