"Planetary Peculiarities Predict Pisces: Prepare for Preposterous Amounts of Psychic Pufferfish Presence!"
The next Pisces will start in 188 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 192 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 210 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 221 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hello, my Piscean pals! Saddle up your intergalactic seahorses because we're about to dive deep into some astrological antics. #PiscesPower
You've got Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, going retrograde in your sign. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Great, another retrograde? Can't the universe give me a break?" But fear not, dear Pisces, this isn't a bad thing. In fact, it's like the universe is giving you a "do-over" button for all those pesky grown-up responsibilities you've been avoiding. It's time to tackle your to-do list with the gusto of Flash Gordon battling Ming's troops. #SaturnRetrograde
And then we've got Neptune, your ruling planet, also doing the backstroke in your sign. This might have you feeling a bit like you're underwater. But remember, you're a fish, darling! You were born to swim. Use this time to dive into the depths of your dreams and fantasies. Just be careful not to get lost in the current! #NeptuneRetrograde
With the new moon being nearly one month old, it's feeling a bit like a tired teenager who's stayed up too late playing video games. It's a great time to start winding down and preparing for the upcoming Full Moon. You might feel the need to retreat into your shell, and that's okay. Even superheroes need their rest, right? #NewMoonVibes
Speaking of the Full Moon, it's just around the corner, scheduled for a dramatic entrance at precisely 1:37:05 on August 31st. And let me tell you, this isn't going to be your average Full Moon. It's going to be like Flash Gordon saving the Earth in the nick of time. Expect emotions to run high and secrets to be revealed. But don't panic! Remember, you're a Pisces. You've got this. #FullMoonFever
So, Pisces, buckle up and prepare for a cosmic ride that's more thrilling than an episode of Flash Gordon. Embrace the chaos, and remember - the universe has a sense of humor. You just have to learn to laugh along. #AstrologyAdventures
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SignToday Is Posting: 15.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-15-08-2023)