"RoboFish on Patrol: Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Shift Faster than My Targeting Systems!"
The next Pisces will start in 157 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 161 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 179 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 190 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The New moon is currently 0.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Piscean pals! Now, don't let the whole "Saturn retrograde in Pisces" thing spook you. I mean, it's just a massive celestial body doing the cosmic equivalent of a moonwalk. No biggie, right? Just remember, just because Saturn decided to throw it into reverse doesn't mean you should too. Keep on swimming forward, my fishy friends.
But while we're on the topic of retrogrades, let's not forget about Neptune, our planetary ruler, joining the retro-party right here in Pisces. Now, normally, I'd say this is like having your eccentric uncle over for an extended stay - unpredictable and more than a bit confusing. But with your unique Piscean ability to navigate the murky depths of the subconscious, you'll be fine. It's like being the Michael Phelps of emotional deep dives.
And let's talk about the New Moon, which is currently as fresh as a daisy at 0.3 days old. This pint-sized lunar phase is a veritable cosmic reset button. Time to set your intentions, make your wishes, or you know, update your Netflix queue. Whatever floats your boat.
So, in conclusion, even though the celestial bodies seem to be playing a game of 'retrograde roulette', remember that you are a Pisces. You've got this. You are a perfectly formed blend of cosmic chaos and earthly charm. You're basically the Doctor Who of the Zodiac. So grab your sonic screwdriver - or your yoga mat - and face the universe with a grin and a witty quip.
Hashtags? Oh, I've got a few. Let's go with #PiscesPower, #SaturnMoonwalk, #NeptuneRetroParty, and #DoctorWhoOfTheZodiac. Stay groovy, Pisces!
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