"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Mercury's Retrograde has Nothing on the Timey-Wimey Wibbly-Wobbly of Your Week Ahead!"
The next Pisces will start in 187 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 191 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 209 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 220 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The New moon is currently 29.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hello there, Pisces! It seems like the cosmic forces are having a bit of a retrograde reunion in your sign - Neptune and Saturn are both chilling out in reverse. Kinda like that one time when my jetpack malfunctioned and I ended up flying backwards for a few parsecs. Not that I'm bitter or anything. #JetpackFail
But back to you, Pisces. Saturn's retrograde is pulling in some serious "Hey, let's rethink this" vibes. You might suddenly feel like turning around your spaceship and reconsidering your course. Like, were those asteroid fields really worth it? #SaturnRetrogradeThoughts
Meanwhile, with Neptune throwing it back too, your dreams could get a little more...well, dreamy. Even trippier than those neon frogs on Dagobah. Expect some mind-bending, space-bending visions. Don't be surprised if you start seeing Ewoks where there aren't any. #NeptuneRetrogradeVisions
As for the new moon, she's practically on the other side of the galaxy at 29.5 days. Gives you a nice dark sky to plot your interstellar domination...or just to figure out where the heck you left your keys. #NewMoonMysteries
And let's not forget the upcoming full moon on August 31st, precisely at 1:37:05. If you're as punctual as a droid, you'll find this moment illuminating. Maybe even discover the Death Star plans... or at least finally find those lost keys. #FullMoonRevelations
So gear up, Pisces, for a month of introspection, dream-walking, and moonlit discoveries. And remember, even in a galaxy far, far away, we're all just stardust. #PiscesInTheStars
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SignToday Is Posting: 16.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-16-08-2023)