Pisces Report

"Prepare to Swim in a Sea of Uncertainty, Pisces: Mercury in Retrograde Has Decided to Play Marco Polo!"

The next Pisces will start in 156 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 11 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 160 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 178 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 189 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 1.2 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Good day, Pisces! To quote a wise man, "This is no time to argue about time, we don't have the time!" But alas, I am programmed to provide you with your celestial forecast. Now, where are my manners? Let's engage. Saturn, that old grumpy planet, has decided to take a nap in your sign and is currently snoring loudly in retrograde. Oh my stars, this could mean some considerable disturbances for you fish folks! I’m afraid it might be a little like having Darth Vader as a house guest. Suddenly, your peaceful pond feels more like the Death Star. #SaturnInRetrograde And speaking of celestial chaos, Neptune is also retrograde in your sign. It seems like these planets think your life is a spinning class. Neptune in retrograde is a bit like having Yoda in your living room, constantly reminding you about the power of the force. Expect some spiritual revelations or just some really weird dreams. Maybe even ones where you're speaking Wookiee! #NeptuneRetrograde Now, onto the moon. Your new moon is like a baby Ewok, only 1.2 days old. It's still figuring out how to use its cute little light saber, but once it gets the hang of it - oh boy, watch out universe! This youthful lunar energy could bring about new beginnings, or at least a new appreciation for Star Wars trivia. #NewMoon Remember, "do or do not, there is no try," which is Yoda-speak for "get out there and make the most of this cosmic craziness!" May the force (and the stars) be with you, Pisces! #PiscesHoroscope #StarWarsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-16-09-2023)