"Brace Yourselves, Pisces: Pluto's in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi Acting Fishy!"
The next Pisces will start in 217 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 17 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 221 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 239 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 250 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The New moon is currently 29.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
Oh, Pisces, my dear fishy friends. You're going to have a time...and not just any time, but a retrograde time! Oh, how astoundingly inconvenient, but then again, it does bring out your scales in a rather fetching manner.
Now, Saturn and Neptune are both huffing and puffing and going backwards in your sign. It’s like watching two intergalactic snails racing, isn't it? Saturn is all about structure and responsibility (sounds terribly dull, doesn't it?), and Neptune is about dreams and intuition. With them both in retrograde, you may feel like you're in the middle of a cosmic tango, one step forward, two steps back. Or is it the other way around? Either way, it'll be a fun dance, so long as you remember that left foot of yours.
As for the moon, it's almost at its new phase, like a fresh, unopened comic book. Just imagine the possibilities! And on August 1st, you get to marvel at a full moon, basking in its glorious lunacy at 18:33:26. Quite specific, isn't it? But then, precision is key in this universe.
So, what does this mean for you, Pisces? Well, don't be surprised if you find yourself questioning the status quo or getting lost in daydreams during board meetings. Just blame it on the planets. I'm sure your boss will understand. And if they don't? Well, perhaps it's time for a career change. Have you ever considered becoming a Time Lord?
Remember, the universe is a big place, and there's room enough for all your dreams, Pisces. So dive deep, swim free, and let the cosmic dance guide your journey.
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-17-07-2023)