By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 18 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, ready your fins! Galactic forecast predicts a wave of Wookiee-sized opportunities, but beware of Sarlacc pit-sized setbacks!"

The next Pisces will start in 216 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 16 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 220 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 238 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 249 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hello my Fishy Friends! As your interstellar guide and proud nerd, let's dive into the cosmic pool for the Pisces horoscope. With both Saturn and Neptune going retrograde in your sign, it's a bit like having your cosmic landlord and your spiritual advisor both decide to take a nap...in your living room. #AwkwardSpaceVisitors Saturn, the galactic taskmaster, is hitting the snooze button, giving you a much-needed break from life’s duties. Take this time to catch up on your favorite sci-fi series or reorganize your comic book collection. But don't get too comfy! Remember, even in its sleep, Saturn could wake up anytime and ask, "Have you done your homework yet?" #CosmicHomeworkAlert Then there's Neptune, your ruling planet. Normally, it's like your personal Yoda, always ready with deep insights. But now, it's more like Yoda after a three-day Star Wars marathon - a little bit out of it. So, your usual crystal clear intuition may be on the fritz. You might even mistake a tomato for an apple. #RetrogradeRealityCheck But don't despair, Pisces! The New Moon, barely half a day old, is acting like a tiny but powerful flashlight in this cosmic chaos. It's the perfect time to set intentions and make wishes. Just remember to keep it realistic - this isn't a genie lamp situation. You can't wish for a million dollars or a pet dinosaur...trust me, I've tried. #BeenThereWishedThat So, Pisces, strap on your space helmet, grab your lightsaber, and step into this retrograde roller coaster with courage. And remember, just like a good episode of The X Files, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey. #TheTruthIsOutThere Until next time, fellow star trekkers!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-18-07-2023)

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