"Picasso's Palette Pales in Comparison to Pisces' Planetary Party: Prepare for a Prismatic Parade of Possibilities!"
The next Pisces will start in 154 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 158 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 176 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 187 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Ahoy, Piscean sea-farers! Brace yourselves for an intergalactic voyage, courtesy of Saturn and Neptune, two retrograde rascals currently squatting in your starry neighborhood.
Saturn, the cosmic taskmaster, who usually functions with the efficiency of a Dalek yelling "EXTERMINATE!" at its to-do list, is taking a chill pill, or rather a retrograde nap in your sign. This could potentially mean a slower pace in your life. You may see delayed plans and projects, and feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, just like Doctor Who's TARDIS on a glitchy day. But fear not! This is just the universe's way of giving you a breather, a chance to reassess and maybe even EXTERMINATE (in a non-Dalek, friendly way) the things that no longer serve you.
Neptune, your home planet, also in retrograde, is adding a dash of cosmic confusion to the mix. Things may seem murkier than the water in a Dalek’s fish tank. Dreams, intuition, and creativity are at an all-time high, but so is the potential for miscommunication. So, remember, when expressing yourself, use simple language, not the complex Dalek binary!
As for our young 3-day-old Waxing Crescent moon, it's like a baby Dalek learning to scuttle. It's time to set intentions, start new projects, and embrace the optimism this phase brings. Maybe try inventing your own sonic screwdriver or master the art of fish fingers and custard.
In conclusion, remember: the universe is not out to get you; it's more like a misguided Dalek, sometimes shouting "EXTERMINATE," but mostly just wanting a hug. Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ride, and above all, be kind.
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SignToday Is Posting: 18.09.2023 08:52:02 (pis-18-09-2023)