By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 19 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces: Prepare for a Whirlpool of Emotions, or Just Another Tuesday? Universe Says, 'Why Not Both?'"

The next Pisces will start in 215 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 15 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 219 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 237 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 248 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The New moon is currently 1.4 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, Pisces, let's go fishing in the cosmic pond, shall we? Saturn, the stern taskmaster of our celestial neighborhood, is spinning backwards in your sign like a toddler on too much sugar. How's that for an extraterrestrial babysitting challenge? But don't let that old fusspot get you down. You've got the power of retrograde right at your fishy fins. So, #RetrogradeRebel anyone? When Saturn goes retro in Pisces, it's like a big cosmic "undo" button. All those things you've been avoiding? The universe just sent you a "no more procrastination" memo. Remember, Pisces, just like in those government conspiracies, the truth is out there... and it’s time to face it! And speaking of water, did I mention Neptune? He's also spinning backwards in your sign, like a drunk mermaid. This is basically like having your own, personal, underwater, cosmic disco. And just like the best 70s disco hits, it's all about those deep, soul-searching introspections. So, grab your glittery bell-bottoms and dive deep into the ocean of self. #NeptuneNostalgia Now, about that New Moon. She’s young, she’s fresh, she’s got energy like a caffeinated UFO. Remember, New Moons are about beginnings - like, say, starting that alien fan club you've always dreamed of. Or, more realistically, setting some new personal goals. In your case, Pisces, it might be learning to swim against the current once in a while. You're a water sign, after all. #MoonlitMotivation So, in conclusion, remember this Pisces: The truth is out there, but so is a whole lot of fun and adventure. Embrace the chaos, fishy friends, because in the end, we're all just stardust navigating this great cosmic mystery together. #PiscesPower Keep swimming!

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-19-07-2023)

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