"Pisces, prepare for interstellar interference! Neptune's acting up again and Mercury's in retrograde. Maybe it's time to build that underwater base you've always dreamed of!"
The next Pisces will start in 184 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 12 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 188 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 206 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 217 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! Just like Neo in The Matrix, it's time to swallow the red pill and wake up to the reality of your life. Saturn, that old taskmaster, is moonwalking backwards through your sign, urging you to review and reflect. Don't panic, this isn’t a dystopian world where machines harvest human bodies for energy. No, just a friendly cosmic nudge to sort out your life.
Saturn Retrograde? You might feel like someone just pushed the slow-mo button on your life. It's like those classic Matrix bullet-dodging scenes, but without Keanu Reeves' cool sunglasses. #BulletTime
Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde in your sign. Now, that's double trouble, right? Well, not necessarily. It's more like the universe’s way of telling you: "There is no spoon." So, bend reality to your will, like a true Piscean dreamer. #SpoonBender
With the Waxing Crescent moon being 2.7 days old (yes, I'm nerdy enough to know that), your dreams and aspirations are growing faster than a glitch in The Matrix. So, channel your inner Trinity, hitch a ride on the nearest helicopter, and start making those dreams come true. #DreamChaser
Keep in mind, though, all this 'Matrix' talk doesn't mean you need to start wearing black leather and jumping off buildings. It's metaphorical, folks. Just be prepared to dodge life's curveballs and remember to trust your intuition. After all, as Morpheus said, "You have to let it all go, fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind." #MorpheusMotivation
Stay groovy, Pisces. May the celestial forces be with you!
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 19.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-19-08-2023)