"Pisces, Brace for Impact: Your Emotional Waters are About to Get as Choppy as a Cylon Raider in a Dogfight!"
The next Pisces will start in 214 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 14 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 218 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 236 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 247 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Hey Pisces,
Listen up, because the cosmos is doing a little jig in your star sign. Saturn and Neptune are both pulling a moonwalk in your constellation, retrograding like it's 1983. Now, I know that might sound like a bad sci-fi movie plot, but don't panic. Unlike a Stargate malfunction, this doesn't mean you're stuck in a time loop. 🌀⏰
Saturn being retrograde? It's the universe's way of reminding you to check your rearview mirror before going full throttle ahead. You know, like double-checking the dial-home device before stepping through the Stargate (always advisable). It's an opportunity to reassess your responsibilities, goals, and even your past mistakes. Maybe you've been overworking yourself or ignoring some important, albeit mundane, duties. This is your cosmic nudge to take a breather and get back on track. Slow down, Pisces. You're not trying to outrun a Goa'uld mothership. 🚀👽
Now, Neptune retrograde in your sign might sound a tad more ominous. But really, it's like Teal'c without his intimidating symbiote. It can help clear the fog from your dreams and intuition, giving you a clearer vision of your path. Just make sure you're not hallucinating alien entities. If you start seeing Unas around, you might want to adjust your course. 👓🌌
With the Waxing Crescent moon being just a toddler at 2.3 days old, it's a great time for new beginnings. So whether you're starting a new research project or thinking about adopting a cute alien pet, the stars give you two thumbs up. Just remember, no replicators! Those little buggers are more trouble than they're worth. 🌙👍
Stay groovy, Pisces. The universe is quirky, but so are you. And remember, we're all just stardust navigating our own personal galaxies. So let's do it with a sense of humor and a bucketload of curiosity.
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-20-07-2023)