"Boba Fett-ucine, Anyone? Pisces, Get Ready to Tangle with the Spaghetti Monster of the Cosmos this Month!"
The next Pisces will start in 183 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 11 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 187 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 205 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 216 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Greetings, Piscean lifeforms! It seems you have the privilege of hosting both Saturn and Neptune in your cosmic backyard. What a delight, right? Not quite. They've decided to throw a retrograde party, which, in Earth terms, is akin to a couple of mischievous teenagers throwing an unsupervised shindig.
Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the solar system, is spinning backwards in your sign. This may result in feelings of moving in reverse. Do not be alarmed if you find yourself retracing steps, revisiting old memories, or inexplicably drawn to 80s music. Remember: "Resistance is futile." #RetroSaturn #80sThrowback
Neptune, your ruler, has also gone rogue and is retrograding in your sign. Imagine if you will, your wise old uncle, suddenly acting like a rebellious teenager. Yes, that's Neptune right now. Expect an influx of dreams, intuitions, and possibly the occasional psychedelic vision of a Vulcan playing the banjo. #NeptuneRetro #TrippyTrek
Meanwhile, your lunar friend is a 3.6 days old Waxing Crescent – still young and impressionable, like a Starfleet cadet on his first away mission. Use this energy to plant the seeds of new endeavors, or perhaps, cultivate a new strain of extraterrestrial plant life (please check Federation guidelines before proceeding). #GrowingMoon #GreenThumbGalaxy
All in all, Pisceans, brace yourselves for a journey through space-time not unlike a warp drive malfunction. But remember, in the immortal words of Captain James T. Kirk, "Risk is our business." So embrace the chaos, seek out new life and new civilizations... but maybe leave the Klingons alone for now. #PiscesInSpace #StarTrekHoroscope
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SignToday Is Posting: 20.08.2023 08:52:02 (pis-20-08-2023)