"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Giggles as Neptune Nudges Your Funny Bone: High Chance of Comical Cosmic Chaos This Week!"
The next Pisces will start in 152 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 156 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 174 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 185 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Pisces, you must feel like a hot mess right now with both Saturn and Neptune doing the retrograde cha-cha in your sign. It's like having Darth Vader and the Emperor show up uninvited to your Ewok picnic. #Awkward
Saturn, the cosmic disciplinarian, is giving you the side-eye, making you reevaluate your decisions. Think of it as your own personal Death Star, hovering over your choices, ready to obliterate any that aren't serving the Galactic Empire - I mean, your highest good. #StarWarsLifeLessons
Neptune is pulling a Yoda, asking you to dive deep into the Dagobah swamps of your subconscious. Don't worry, there's no dark cave of fear waiting for you. It's more like a hot tub filled with clarity and insight. But remember, "Do or do not, there is no try." Take the plunge, my little Piscean Jedi. #YodaKnowsBest
Now, let's talk about that Waxing Crescent moon. It's like the Millennium Falcon after completing the Kessel Run - it's still got a way to go before it's full, but it's on the right track. Use this energy to start planting those seeds for the future. And by seeds, I don't mean a new Death Star. We all know how that turned out. #ThirdTimesNotTheCharm
So, channel your inner Jedi, embrace the force (and the chaos), and remember: The retrogrades are strong with this one. #PiscesInTheStars
May the Force (and the planets) be with you!
#Pisces
SignToday Is Posting: 20.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-20-09-2023)