By The Chip Witch on Monday, 21 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Galactic Forecast for Pisces: Prepare for a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Energy. Don't Forget Your Rubber Duckies!"

The next Pisces will start in 182 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 10 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 186 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 204 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 215 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

"Hey there, Pisces! The stars have spoken and, oh boy, they've got a lot to say. First off, Saturn's gone retrograde in your sign and it's acting like a socially awkward teenager at their first party. It's muttering something about 'responsibility' and 'discipline,' but we all know that you're just trying to find the dip and avoid any serious conversation. And Neptune? Well, Neptune's also retrograde in your sign and is behaving like that eccentric uncle who's had one too many at the family reunion. Is he sharing profound wisdom or just talking to a pot plant? Who knows! Meanwhile, the Waxing Crescent moon is 4.5 days old and it's going through a phase - literally. It's like a toddler learning to walk: a bit wobbly, still figuring things out. So, much like navigating a room full of toddlers, watch your step this week. You'll need all your Piscean intuition and creativity to avoid stepping on any metaphorical Lego bricks. So what does all this mean for you, my Pisces friend? Well, with Saturn and Neptune having their own little retrograde party in your sign, it's a time to reconsider your dreams and responsibilities, maybe even have a heart-to-heart chat with a pot plant (just make sure no one is filming). And remember, even if things get wobbly like our young moon, you've got the grace of a fish to keep swimming. #PiscesLife #RetrogradeRiot #StellarScience #NerdyAstrologerLaughs #SwimOnPisces"

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-21-08-2023)

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