Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare Your Fins: You're Swimming into a Galactic Whirlpool of Quantum Quirks and Cosmic Comedy!"

The next Pisces will start in 121 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 125 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 143 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 154 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Engage, Pisces! Or should I say... disengage? With Saturn and Neptune both playing hooky in your sign, it's like you've been beamed into a cosmic episode of Ferris Bueller's Day Off. But don't worry, I won't tell Principal Rooney! 🚀 Saturn, the stern taskmaster, is taking a nap in retrograde, giving you some much-needed break from its disciplinarian vibes. It's time to relax a tad - not that I'm suggesting you go gallivanting off to 20th-century Chicago with a stolen Ferrari, but a little downtime won't make your Starfleet fall apart! Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde, making things a little foggy. Usually, this would be like trying to navigate the Delta Quadrant without a star chart, but given your native Piscean adaptability, you'll handle it like a champ. Just remember, every anomaly isn't a Borg cube, okay? With the First Quarter moon being 6.6 days old, your emotions may feel like they're caught in a tractor beam. Keep in mind, though, that feeling is just temporary. The moon's phases are as changeable as a shapeshifter, and this too shall pass. So, my dear Pisces, in the words of the great Captain Jean-Luc Picard: "Make it so!" Navigate through this galactic tango with grace and humor. You've got this, you space oddity! #StarTrekHoroscopes #PiscesInSpace #RetrogradeRollercoaster #CosmicPicardWisdom #BeamMeUpNeptune

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.10.2023 08:52:01 (pis-21-10-2023)