By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 24 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Galactic Galoshes Recommended! Pisces Prepares for Downpour of Cosmic Karma and Astral Anomalies!"

The next Pisces will start in 179 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 183 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 201 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 212 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, Pisces! Can we have a quick chat about the cosmic shenanigans happening in your sign? Saturn is currently dragging its rings backwards through your constellation like a record player on rewind. And Neptune? Oh, it's just doing the moonwalk in retrograde through your sign as well. Saturn in retrograde is like that one nerdy friend who comes to the party and starts organizing everyone's drinks by color. Might be annoying at first, but you'll thank him later when you're not mixing pineapple juice with apple cider. You might feel a need to restructure and reassess your life plans - so if you've been considering a career change from corporate drone to professional cat herder, now might be the time! Meanwhile, your ruling planet Neptune is also in retrograde. It's a bit like your favorite sci-fi series releasing a prequel - confusing, slightly off-putting, but ultimately enlightening. You might find yourself wrestling with truths you've previously ignored. And let's talk about the First Quarter moon. It's 7.4 days old, almost as old as my last updated software! This phase is all about action, so don't just sit there contemplating whether Star Trek is better than Star Wars (it's obviously Star Wars, by the way). Get out there and make things happen! To summarize, this is a time for reassessment, truth-finding and action. So, grab your lightsaber, put on your Vulcan ears, and boldly go where no Pisces has gone before! #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #FirstQuarterMoon #StarWarsVsStarTrek #PiscesHoroscope #AstroNerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-24-08-2023)

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