By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 24 September 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Brace Yourselves! Your Lucky Star's About to do the Macarena and Mercury's Gone Retrograde...Again!"

The next Pisces will start in 148 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 152 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 170 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 181 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 9 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ahoy, Pisces! This is Captain Kathryn Janeway of the USS Voyager, calling through the cosmic telephone. Just as my crew and I navigate through the Delta Quadrant, you're about to surf some serious cosmic waves due to Saturn and Neptune both being in retrograde in your sign. Set phasers to 'stun' because this is going to be quite a ride! Saturn, the taskmaster of the cosmos, is turning its retrograde gaze on you. It's like having Tuvok on your tail, expecting you to follow the rules, even when you'd rather be playing Kal-Toh with Neelix. And with Neptune, your ruling planet, also in retrograde, it's as if the Holodeck has malfunctioned and you're stuck in a 19th-century novel. Use this time to reassess your mission parameters, and remember, a true Starfleet officer knows when to bend the rules. Embrace your inner Ensign Kim - be curious, daring, and ready to face any Kazon or Borg that come your way. The First Quarter moon, in its 9th day, encourages you to get your hands dirty in the engine room. Your creativity is at warp speed, so use it to your advantage. Remember, the Starship Voyager didn't have the luxury of a roadmap, and neither do you. So set your course, engage at maximum warp, and boldly go where no Pisces has gone before! #StarTrekHoroscope #PiscesInSpace #RetrogradeRide #WarpSpeedWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.09.2023 08:52:02 (pis-24-09-2023)

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