By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 25 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces Alert: Mercury Retrograde May Cause Fishbowl Turbulence, Remember your Towel!"

The next Pisces will start in 209 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 9 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 213 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 231 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 242 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 6.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Ah, Pisces, my dear fishy friends, prepare yourself for a celestial roller coaster! We're entering an astrological double whammy with Saturn and Neptune both in retrograde in YOUR sign. Oh yes, the planetary pair of Saturn, the stern headmaster of the zodiac, and Neptune, the dreamy poet, are throwing down their cosmic gauntlet. Saturn in retrograde is like your favorite sci-fi series being cancelled mid-season...it can leave you feeling like the universe has pulled the rug out from under your feet. You've got unfinished business due to this retrograde rascal, but fear not, it's just the universe's way of telling you to tie up loose ends and finish that macrame plant holder you started last summer! Then we've got Neptune, your ruling planet, also in retrograde in your sign. Normally, Neptune's like that cool, hippie uncle who encourages your dreams. But in retrograde? He's more like that same uncle after a 3-day music festival...a little fuzzy and confused. Expect some spiritual static, Pisces. It's a good time to meditate, or maybe just rewatch all Star Trek episodes (original series obviously) for some metaphorical clarity. Don't forget the First Quarter moon, just 6.9 days old. It's a moon in its awkward teen phase, not fully grown but trying so hard. This moon's energy brings a sense of determination to your life. So even though the universe seems to be playing a game of celestial ping pong with your emotions, you've got the strength to paddle through these turbulent waters. So remember, Pisces: Stay strong, let the force guide you, and keep swimming! This too shall pass, and remember, you didn't choose the fish life, the fish life chose you! #PiscesPower #SaturnRetrograde #NerptuneRetrograde #FirstQuarterMoon #FishLife #CelestialRollerCoaster

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.07.2023 08:52:02 (pis-25-07-2023)

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