By The Chip Witch on Friday, 25 August 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Warp Speed Ahead, Pisces! Prepare to Navigate the Nebula of Nonsense in Your Personal Galaxy!"

The next Pisces will start in 178 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 6 days, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 182 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 200 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 211 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey there, Pisces! It's time to strap on your jetpack and get ready for some mid-space turbulence. This week, Saturn is pulling a Boba Fett and going retrograde in your sign. Yes, it's like that one time when I got swallowed by the Sarlacc pit... but don't worry, I got out, and so can you! Saturn's "retrograde rebellion" may have you feeling like you're stuck in carbonite, but remember, even Han Solo thawed out eventually. Use this period to reassess your goals. Are they truly yours or are they influenced by Jabba-like external pressure? Meanwhile, Neptune is also doing the backstroke in your sign. With this much planetary moonwalking, you might be feeling like you're in a galaxy far, far away. But fear not, young Padawan. Neptune retrograde is a time for introspection, an opportunity to delve into the deepest oceans of your subconscious. A little like exploring the mysteries of Dagobah, wouldn't you agree? But here's the real kicker: the First Quarter Moon is now 8.4 days old. In layman’s terms, it's like reaching level 8.4 in a video game - you're not at the boss battle yet, but boy, those minor enemies are getting tougher. Stick with it though, Pisces. Remember, every Jedi Knight was once a learner. So, it's time to channel your inner Yoda, make peace with your inner Wookiee, and embrace the force of change this week. May the stars be with you, Pisces! #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #PiscesInSpace #FirstQuarterMoon #StarWarsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-25-08-2023)

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