By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 26 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for Galactic Whirlpool - Jupiter's in Retrograde and Neptune's Lost His Trident...Again!"

The next Pisces will start in 208 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 8 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 212 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 230 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 241 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, oh mystical Pisces! Now, don't freak out, but it seems like the cosmic traffic controllers have gone on strike and left Saturn and Neptune in retrograde in your sign. I know, I know, it's like having two backseat drivers telling you to take a U-turn while you're on the cosmic freeway of life. But hey, who doesn't love a little celestial chaos? Saturn, the strict headmaster of the zodiac, is reminding you to do your cosmic homework... again. I suggest getting some geek-chic glasses to embrace your inner nerd, because it's all about lessons and growth now. And believe me, you'll need those specs when all the teeny tiny details come into focus. #NerdIsTheNewCool Neptune, on the other hand, is acting like a spaced-out hippie, urging you to explore the trippy depths of your imagination. Maybe it's time for that abstract painting class or a weekend meditation retreat? Just don't mix up your paintbrush with your incense stick - it gets messy. Trust me. #HippieLife And as for our lovely First Quarter moon, 7.8 days old – still a toddler in the lunar age – it's urging you to take action. Remember that dream project you've been putting off because it's 'too big' or 'too unrealistic'? Well, it's time to channel your inner Barbarella, grab that dream by the asteroids, and blast off into the unknown! #MoonMotivation In conclusion, Pisces, this beautifully chaotic cosmic cocktail is a call to balance learning with dreaming, realism with imagination. Embrace the nerd, the dreamer, the adventurer within you. And remember, in the words of Barbarella herself, "A life without cause is a life without effect". So go forth and cause some effects, my fishy friend! #PiscesPower #BarbarellaInspired

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-26-07-2023)

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