"Pisces, Hold Onto Your Fins! Expect a Tidal Wave of Cosmic Surprises, and No, It's Not Just the Fish Tank Overflowing!"
The next Pisces will start in 146 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Wednesday, 27 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 150 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 168 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 179 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.
Hey there, Pisces! Now, I know you're a water sign and all, but with Saturn and Neptune both in retrograde in your sign, it's like you're swimming upstream against a couple of celestial salmon. They're making you work for it, aren't they?
First up, Saturn. That stern taskmaster is telling you to tidy up your life, but he's saying it backward because, well, retrograde... It's like he's Yoda, and he got his syntax all mixed up again. "Clean your room, you must," he's saying, or maybe it's "Your room, clean you must." Either way, it's time to put some order into that creative chaos of yours.
Now, Neptune. Your ruling planet is also going backward, which can be quite confusing for you. It's like trying to solve Schrodinger's cat problem while the cat is still in the box. Is the cat alive? Is it dead? Who knows? Well, just remember, even if things seem uncertain, you're still in control...or are you? (Spoiler: You are!)
And then we have the Waxing Gibbous moon, 11.3 days old and still going through its awkward preteen phase. It's like that cousin who's always showing off his magic tricks at family reunions. Sure, he can pull a quarter out of your ear, but can he help you make sense of this cosmic kerfuffle? Probably not.
So, what does all this mean for you, my fishy friend? Embrace the chaos! Yes, things are weird right now, but that's okay. You're a Pisces; you were born to swim in the deep end. So strap on your snorkel, grab your flippers, and dive right in!
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SignToday Is Posting: 26.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-26-09-2023)