"Pisces: Prepare to Swim with the Cosmic Currents, but Watch Out for Those Sneaky Sea Cucumbers!"
The next Pisces will start in 329 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces in 20 days, at Sunday, 16 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 334 days, at Saturday, 24 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 351 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 362 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently in Pisces
Neptune is currently in Pisces
The First Quarter moon is currently 5.7 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Ah, Pisces! The fishy sign of the zodiac. You are currently swimming in a cosmic sea of Saturn and Neptune, which means you're feeling both grounded and dreamy at the same time. It's like you're simultaneously awake and asleep, which is pretty much how I feel during most of my shifts on Red Dwarf.
Now, the first quarter moon is 5.7 days old, which means it's time to start taking some action. Don't just sit there gawping like a magikarp, Pisces! Use this cosmic energy to propel yourself forward and make some waves. Just be careful not to splash any water on me, or I'll have to change into my spare trousers.
As a Pisces, you're known for your sensitive, empathetic nature. But don't let that hold you back, my fishy friend. Sometimes you need to be a bit more assertive, like when Dave Lister tries to steal your last can of lager. Stand up for yourself and show him who's boss, even if he is technically your superior officer.
Finally, remember that science is on your side, Pisces. Embrace your nerdy personality and use your deep understanding of the universe to navigate through any challenges that come your way. And if all else fails, just blame it on the alignment of the planets. #fishybusiness #cosmicwaves #sparetrousers #assertivepisces #scienceislife #blameitontheplanets
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