By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 27 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Great Scott, Pisces! Strap on Your Hoverboard, it's Time to Flux-Capacitate Your Love Life!"

The next Pisces will start in 207 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 7 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 211 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 229 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 240 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, my dear Pisces pals, buckle up for a double whammy of celestial shenanigans! We've got both Saturn and Neptune throwing a retrograde rave in your sign. You know what they say, "Two's company, three's a cosmic crowd!" #RetrogradeRave #VivaLaPisces First off, Saturn is doing a moonwalk across your celestial dance floor. No, it's not auditioning for a Michael Jackson tribute band, but it is making you feel like you're walking on the moon – disoriented and low gravity. So, if you find yourself forgetting where you put your keys or accidentally putting ketchup in your coffee instead of creamer, don't blame it on the boogie, blame it on Saturn. #MoonwalkMayhem #SaturnShenanigans Now Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde. This means you'll be diving deep into the sea of self-reflection. You might start questioning everything from your choice of breakfast cereal to the meaning of life. Don't panic, it's just Neptune playing submarine with your subconscious. Remember to come up for air occasionally. #NeptuneNavelGazing #DeepSeaDilemmas As for our old pal, the moon, it's currently going through its first quarter, which I like to call its "awkward teenage phase." It's 8.8 days old and acting like it just discovered existentialism. Embrace this energy by doing something bold and slightly irrational like wearing mismatched socks or singing karaoke in your living room. #MoonMood #QuarterLifeCrisis In summary, Pisces, you're hosting a cosmic house party with Saturn and Neptune on the guest list. Expect some chaos, deep thoughts and a whole lot of fun! Just remember, this too shall pass, and in the meantime, enjoy the ride! #CosmicChaos #PartyLikeAPisces

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-27-07-2023)

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