By The Chip Witch on Friday, 29 September 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, prepare for a cosmic waltz! Neptune's doing the salsa, Mercury's moonwalking and your love life might just be doing the Macarena!"

The next Pisces will start in 143 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 25 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 147 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 165 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 176 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 14.7 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Hey there my fabulous Fishies! ๐Ÿ  It seems like the cosmic DJ has put on a bit of a retro tune for you with Saturn and Neptune both going retrograde in your sign. That's right, we're spinning the tracks back like a celestial version of Stranger Things... only with less Demogorgons, thankfully. Now, let's talk about that full moon being 14.7 days old. I know what you're thinking, "How does .7 of a day even work?!" Well, let's just say the moon had a little too much fun at the celestial afterparty and is running a bit behind schedule. But what does all this mean, dear Pisces? Well, you're about to embark on a journey of self-reflection that would make even the most introverted of introverts say, "That's a bit much." Expect to revisit old issues, but don't fret! You'll have the opportunity to resolve them once and for all. Consider it a cosmic spring cleaning! ๐Ÿงน And Neptune? Well, it's like your favorite aunt who shows up unannounced, puts everything into perspective, and then leaves without doing the dishes. This retrograde will have you questioning your dreams and aspirations. But don't worry, it's all part of the process. Remember, a dream is just a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep... or when you've had one too many cups of herbal tea. โ˜•๏ธ In conclusion, Pisces, brace yourselves for some intense introspection and don't forget to keep your fins up! Remember: you're not just a fish, you're a magical mermaid... or merman! ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿงœโ€โ™‚๏ธ #PiscesPower #RetrogradeRumble #CosmicCleanUp #Nerdstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.09.2023 08:52:01 (pis-29-09-2023)

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