By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 30 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare your Fins! Neptune's Retrograde is About to Make More Waves Than a Hyperactive Dolphin in a Bathtub!"

The next Pisces will start in 204 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 4 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 208 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 226 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 237 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Hey there Pisces! So, Saturn decided to throw it in reverse and is currently doing the retrograde rumba in your sign. And if that's not enough, Neptune joined the party too. I know, right? It's like the universe decided to turn your life into a science experiment, but hey, at least it's not boring! When Saturn goes retrograde, it's like your life turns into a 90s sitcom rerun. Remember those lessons you thought you'd learned? Expect some re-runs. Don't fret, though - it's just the universe's way of making sure you've really got it down pat. Kind of like when your math teacher made you do the same equation over and over again until you could solve it in your sleep. Now, Neptune, being your ruling planet and all, going retrograde on your turf is a bit like having your favorite teacher substitute for your least favorite class. Suddenly, all the stuff you couldn't make heads or tails of starts making sense. It's time to have a second look at those dreams and intuitions you've been having. They might just be trying to tell you something! And then there's the Waxing Gibbous moon, a 12-day-old celestial baby. It's a great time for growth and expansion. So, while Saturn and Neptune are hosting their retrograde rendezvous, take this time to focus on what you want to develop and grow in your life. Maybe it's time to finally start that alien fan club you've been pondering? In summary, Pisces, don't let the retrogrades get you down. Instead, use this time to learn, grow, and connect with your inner alien - because let's face it, we're all a little extraterrestrial! #PiscesPower #SaturnRetrograde #NeptuneRetrograde #WaxingGibbousGrowth #AlienFanClub

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-30-07-2023)

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