"Pisces, Prepare to Swim Against the Current: Mercury Retrograde Brings Misplaced Car Keys and Socks!"
The next Pisces will start in 173 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The Moon moves to Pisces tomorrow, at Thursday, 31 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Pisces in 177 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 195 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 206 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hello, my fabulous Fish friends! Buckle up your space boots because it's time for your horoscope.
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces, which is like trying to teach a fish to climb a tree. It's not impossible, but it sure won't be graceful. You may find yourself feeling the urge to challenge the status quo, or perhaps just challenging your ability to remember where you left your keys. Either way, it's all about perseverance and patience. And maybe investing in a key ring.
Meanwhile, Neptune is also doing the backstroke in Pisces, which is like having a surprise houseguest who insists on rearranging your furniture. Expect the unexpected, embrace the chaos, and maybe consider feng shui. Or just roll with it and enjoy the new perspective.
Then there's the full moon, currently 13.9 days old. Oh, how I love an almost-but-not-quite full moon. It's like the universe's way of saying, "Haha, made you look!" This lunar phase may bring up some unresolved emotions, but don't worry, it's not another sequel to your favorite tear-jerker movie. It's just a chance to let go of what no longer serves you. So say goodbye to that expired yogurt in your fridge and hello to new beginnings!
So, dear Pisces, remember: Dance like Saturn isn't watching, welcome Neptune's impromptu interior decorating, and embrace the moon's emotional baggage claim. The universe is a wacky place, but it's all part of the cosmic journey. So keep swimming, keep dreaming, and keep being your amazing self.
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SignToday Is Posting: 30.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-30-08-2023)