By The Chip Witch on Monday, 31 July 2023
Category: Pisces

Pisces Report

"Pisces, Prepare for a Cosmic Pool Party: Even Picasso Couldn't Paint This Wavy Future!"

The next Pisces will start in 203 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024

The Moon moves to Pisces in 3 days, at Thursday, 03 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Pisces in 207 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024

Venus moves to Pisces in 225 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024

Mars moves to Pisces in 236 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024

Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces

Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

"Ah, Pisces, #FishyFolk, your cosmic voyage is looking as cheerful as ever this week. With Saturn and Neptune both in retrograde in your sign, it's like a celestial traffic jam. And everyone knows how much fun those are! #CelestialRoadRage As Saturn backpedals through your sign, it's like the universe's biggest party pooper has come to crash your cosmic shindig. Expect delays in your plans, miscommunications, and probably a few existential crises (but who doesn’t get those on a Tuesday, am I right?). Meanwhile, Neptune, your ruling planet, is pulling its own backwards dance in your sign. This can feel a bit like you're swimming against a very confusing tide. But fear not, dear Pisces, you're a fish! Swimming is kind of your thing. Even when you don't know which way is up. The full moon at 13.1 days old is akin to a moody teenager refusing to clean its room. It's likely to bring out the emotional side in you - more so than usual. But remember, crying at commercials isn’t necessarily a bad thing. It just means you have feelings – a lot of them. So, in summary, embrace the chaos, Pisces, for there’s no escaping it. You’re in for a journey that makes the plot of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy seem straightforward. But hey, at least you'll have some stellar stories for the next intergalactic dinner party. #PiscesParty #RetrogradeRumble" Remember, dear Pisces, don't panic. Especially not about things like planets moving backwards or moons behaving like adolescents. After all, we're all just stardust in a vast, indifferent universe. #DontPanic

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.07.2023 08:52:01 (pis-31-07-2023)

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