"Pisces, Prepare to Say 'Hasta La Vista' to Bad Vibes: Your Cosmic Upgrade is Loading!"
The next Pisces will start in 172 days, at Monday, 19 February, 2024
The moon is currently in Pisces
Mercury moves to Pisces in 176 days, at Friday, 23 February, 2024
Venus moves to Pisces in 194 days, at Tuesday, 12 March, 2024
Mars moves to Pisces in 205 days, at Saturday, 23 March, 2024
Saturn is currently retrograde in Pisces
Neptune is currently retrograde in Pisces
The Full moon is currently 15.1 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Ahoy, Pisces! Your celestial seas are teeming with activity. The moon, Saturn, and Neptune are all gathered in your watery domain for a bit of a cosmic conference. It's like a planetary rave, but instead of glow sticks, they've got gravitational pull and retrograde motion. #PartyInPisces
The Moon, you see, is like that friend who shows up unannounced on your doorstep. Inconvenient, yes, but also a charismatic companion that makes your evening much more interesting. So, sit back, relax, and let the lunar light illuminate your path. #MoonlightMadness
Meanwhile, Saturn, the stern taskmaster of the zodiac, is currently doing the celestial equivalent of walking backwards on a treadmill - it’s in retrograde. Think of it as the universe's way of saying, "Hold on there, mate. Let's take a second look at this." So, if you've been feeling like you're pushing a boulder uphill, don't worry. It's just Saturn's way of making sure you're strong enough to handle what's coming next. #SaturnSweat
Neptune, your ruling planet, is also in retrograde, which might make things feel a lot like being stuck in a revolving door with a really indecisive friend. But don’t fret! It’s just an invitation to slow down and reassess your dreams and aspirations. Are you chasing after something you truly want, or are you merely trying to swim with the current? #NiftyNeptune
Oh, and the Full Moon? It’s 15.1 days old, the perfect age for a fine cheese, less so for bread. But regardless of your preference for dairy or bakery, this phase suggests a time of fullness and gratitude. Take a moment to appreciate your journey so far and the mysteries of the universe. And remember to always carry a towel. #FullMoonFeels
Stay fishy, Pisces. The stars may be strange, but they're also strangely beautiful. Just like you. #PiscesPower
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SignToday Is Posting: 31.08.2023 08:52:01 (pis-31-08-2023)