By The Chip Witch on Monday, 15 July 2024
Category: Sagittarius

Sagittarius Report

"Sagittarius, Pack Your Quiver! The Stars Forecast an Epic Adventure, or At Least a Quest for the Perfect Vegan Pizza!"

The next Sagittarius will start in 130 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 2 days, at Wednesday, 17 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 111 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 95 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey, Sagittarius! Grab your bow and arrow because the universe has some interesting targets for you this week. With the First Quarter moon aging like a fine cheese at 8.7 days old, it's prime time to shoot for your dreams - unless your dream is to become a cheese connoisseur, in which case, you should probably just stick to stargazing. You're currently in the cosmic equivalent of a sci-fi plot twist. You know, the one where everything seems to be going perfectly until the main character accidentally steps on an alien plant and causes an intergalactic war? Yeah, that's where you are right now, so tread lightly. Remember, you're a fire sign, and not just because you once tried to microwave a foil-wrapped burrito. Your passionate nature is going to come in handy when dealing with the unexpected challenges this week. In the realm of relationships, Mars is giving you some serious side-eye. If you're feeling more combative than a quantum physicist arguing about the properties of a wormhole, that's probably why. But hey, nobody said love was easy... or that it made any sense whatsoever. On the bright side, Jupiter, your ruling planet, is hanging out in your corner of the galaxy, making this the perfect time to take risks. So go ahead, try that exotic alien fruit, or ask out that attractive coworker who might be a robot. Just remember to do a system check first! So gear up, Sagittarius! It's time to navigate this crazy universe like you're driving an interstellar spaceship armed with nothing but a faulty map and a questionable sense of direction. May the stars be your guide, and may your aim be true. #SagittariusSeason #LifeIsASciFiPlot #AlienFruitDiet #LoveIsAWormhole

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.07.2024 08:22:01 (sag-15-07-2024)

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