Sagittarius Report

"Vastly Unamused Sagittarian Nebulae Decide to Shuffle Things Up: Prepare for a Week of Cosmic Sighs and Existential Tedium"

The next Sagittarius will start in 122 days, at Friday, 22 November, 2024

The Moon moves to Sagittarius in 22 days, at Wednesday, 14 August, 2024

Mercury moves to Sagittarius in 103 days, at Sunday, 03 November, 2024

Venus moves to Sagittarius in 87 days, at Friday, 18 October, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey, Sagittarius, it's time to strap on your space boots and get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster! With the Waning Gibbous moon at 16.9 days old, it's like your own personal Death Star, minus the whole "blowing up planets" thing. Yeah, we're keeping it light. This lunar phase is all about introspection. You might find yourself pondering life's big questions, like "Why are we here?" and "What's the deal with decaf coffee?". Take a moment to reflect on where you've been and where you're heading - preferably not into the path of a rampaging horde of Necromongers. You're known for your adventurous spirit, Sagittarius. But remember, just like Riddick, sometimes the best adventures are the ones we didn't see coming. So, take off those night vision goggles and let yourself be surprised. Work is going to feel like you've landed on Crematoria, hot, heavy and more than a little sweaty. But don't worry, you've got this. Channel your inner Furyan and take on those challenges with a grin on your face and a snarky quote at the ready. In love, you'll be as charming as a Furian on a first date. Just try not to scare your partner with tales of your many battles against Lord Marshall. Remember, not everyone is as intrepid as you are. So, gear up, Sagittarius. It's a wild universe out there, but with your bow and arrow at the ready, you're sure to hit the mark. #SagittariusLife #CosmicAdventures #RiddickStyle #WaningGibbousWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2024 08:22:01 (sag-23-07-2024)