"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde, Your Bow's on Backward, and the Universe Forgot Its Coffee!"
Sagittarius is the ninth astrological sign, which is associated with the constellation Sagittarius and spans 240–270th degrees of the zodiac. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this sign between approximately November 23 and December 21.
"Sagittarius, Brace Yourself: Mercury's in Retrograde, Your Bow's on Backward, and the Universe Forgot Its Coffee!"
"Sagittarius, prepare for a cosmic rollercoaster ride. Hold onto your quarks, it's about to get interstellar!"
"Sagittarius, Force-choke Your Fears Away: A Galactic Forecast for the Archer Who Can't Keep His Arrows Straight!"
"Sagittarius, Prepare for Cosmic Shenanigans: The Universe Calls for a Spontaneous Dance-off with Jupiter!"
"Sagittarius, brace yourself: Your gravitational pull aligns with Jupiter's belly laugh this week - expect spontaneous bursts of wisdom and an inexplicable craving for doughnuts!"