Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Prepare for a Stellar Conga Line as Planets Shimmy into Your House - Cosmic Cha-Cha-Cha, Anyone?"

The next Scorpio will start in 293 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 2 days, at Saturday, 06 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 284 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 263 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Scorpio! This is your astrologer, speaking to you from the realms of Middle-Earth, channeling my inner Gandalf. You might ask, "What does this have to do with my horoscope?" and that's a fair question. But remember, not all those who wander are lost, and that includes us astrologers. With the Third Quarter moon currently 22.3 days old, it's like you're Frodo and Sam in Mordor, trudging through the last leg of your journey. You're surrounded by metaphorical orcs and Gollum is being a nuisance but hang in there! Remember, even the smallest person can change the course of the future. Also, don't forget to hydrate, no one wants to pass out in Mount Doom. You're on the verge of a major breakthrough, just like when Gandalf finally remembered the password to the Mines of Moria. It's time to face your Balrog but don't worry, you'll come out as Gandalf the White on the other side. I mean, we all know that 'death' is just a fancy term for transformation, am I right? Your love life might feel like Aragorn and Arwen's, a little complicated but hey, at least it's not as bad as Eowyn's unrequited love for Aragorn, eh? Be patient, your Evenstar is just around the corner. To sum up, embrace your inner hobbit, be brave, and always remember, one does not simply walk into Mordor...without a good pair of boots. So, invest in some comfortable footwear. #ScorpioSeason #HobbitLife #OneDoesNotSimply #MoonPhaseMadness #AstrologyGandalfStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-04-01-2024)