Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Find Your Inner Lobster: This Week's Forecast Promises a Clawful of Surprises!"

The next Scorpio will start in 233 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 224 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 203 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Ahoy, Scorpios! Like a black hole in a galaxy far, far away, you're feeling a bit misunderstood and perhaps a little moody. Don't worry, it's not you - it's the cosmos. Currently, the Moon is 22.9 days old, which in moon years is equivalent to that awkward teenage phase where everything feels *extra.* But hang in there, cosmic warrior! The Third Quarter moon is strutting its stuff across the cosmos, giving you the urge to shed all the unnecessary cosmic dust you've been carrying around. You might find yourself wanting to declutter your space or maybe even your social circle. Remember, it’s okay to say "Bye, Felicia" to that friend who can't stop talking about their cat's Instagram following. Financially, you could be feeling the pressure of a supernova, but remember, even a supernova eventually cools down and becomes a dazzling neutron star. So buckle up, hold onto your space helmet, and know that this too shall pass. Romance-wise, Venus seems to have taken an extended vacation on Mars. You might feel like your love life is as barren as the surface of the Red Planet itself. But don't fret, your personal Curiosity rover is due for a breakthrough discovery anytime now. Keep those antennas up! So dear Scorpios, embrace the cosmic chaos. Remember, even the universe has its off days. And if all else fails, just remember, we are all made of stardust. That makes you at least part superstar, right? #ScorpioSeason #StellarScorpios #MadeOfStardust #CosmicChaos #FireflyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-04-03-2024)