Scorpio Report

"Scorpio's Week Ahead: Expect Cosmic Highs, Planetary Lows, and a Chance of Meteor Showers...Don't Forget Your Galactic Umbrella!"

The next Scorpio will start in 201 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Wednesday, 24 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 192 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 171 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Scorpios! Whoop-de-doo! The Waning Crescent moon is just about as old as that leftover pizza you're too afraid to throw away. It's 25.6 days old, and I assure you, it still has a kick stronger than old Obi-Wan on a good day! The universe has been poring over your astrological charts like a nerd at a Star Wars convention. It's Star Wars Day every day up there, you know? Good news, the next full moon will be at 23:51:09, on 23 Apr 2024. That's right, friends, your very own lunar disco ball! Now, Scorpio, don't go all Darth Vader on us. This period is all about introspection and recharging. You might feel like you've lost your lightsaber, but hey, even Luke had his bad days. Remember, even in the dark, you can shine brighter than C3PO's polished gold exterior. For the next few days, channel your inner Yoda. Be wise and patient. After all, Yoda didn't become a Jedi Master by jumping into hyperspace without a plan. Take some time out to meditate, maybe levitate a few rocks. And remember, the Force is always with you! In conclusion, let the Waning Crescent moon be your guide, and may the Force be with you, Scorpio! Astrology out! #ScorpioSeason #StarWarsAstrology #MayTheStarsBeWithYou #NerdAlert

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.04.2024 08:12:01 (sco-05-04-2024)