Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Resistance is Futile: Embrace the Chaotic Constellations of Klingon Love Affairs and Romulan Job Promotions!"

The next Scorpio will start in 323 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 314 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! Or should I say, Star Warriors of the Zodiac? A tip of the hat to your ruling planet, Mars - always reminding us that the universe is not only stranger than we imagine, but stranger than we *can* imagine. Now, Venus, that cosmic vixen, is currently vacationing in your domain, bringing a tidal wave of passion and romance. Remember, however, Venus also has a penchant for luxury – so don't be surprised if you find yourself impulse buying the latest trinket from an intergalactic eBay shop. Try to resist the urge to purchase that life-size replica of the Death Star, even if it does come with its own tiny Millennium Falcon. Your bank balance, and your living room space, will thank you later. This Third Quarter moon, 22.2 days old and not a day younger, suggests it's high time for introspection. So grab your towel, put your Babel fish in your ear, and get ready for some deep, deep thinking. Just remember: the answer to life, the universe and everything might indeed be 42, but what was the question again? In times of uncertainty, just remember the immortal words of the great sage Ford Prefect: "Don't Panic." Yes, the cosmos is a complicated place, full of black holes, supernovas and extremely improbable events, but isn't it also a thing of beauty? So keep your eyes on the stars, your feet on the ground and your towel within reach. Because after all, isn't life under this vast, incomprehensible universe just a bit... ridiculous? #ScorpioSeason #DontForgetYourTowel #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy.

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.12.2023 08:12:01 (sco-05-12-2023)