Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: The Galaxy's Most Intense Bug Prepares for a Cosmic Exoskeleton Upgrade!"

The next Scorpio will start in 322 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Saturday, 09 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 313 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus is currently in Scorpio

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hello, Scorpios! As the cosmic disco ball spins around, I see Venus has made herself comfy in your sign. Now, if that doesn't sound like a plot twist straight out of an episode of Blake's 7, what does? Venus is our astrological Avon, always ready to spice things up. This planetary tango could mean big changes are coming your way, so buckle up. And by changes, I don't mean swapping out your morning coffee for a green smoothie. No, think more along the lines of teleporting onto an alien spacecraft. The Third Quarter moon, at a spry 23.1 days old, is also stirring the pot. It's like Vila after a few too many space-beers, unpredictable and a little bit loopy. This means you may find yourself being extra introspective right now - or maybe just talking to your houseplants more than usual. Remember, fellow space cadets, life isn't all about teleport bracelets and intergalactic battles. Take some time to enjoy the simple things, like the hum of your spaceship engine, or the sight of a new galaxy blooming on your starboard side. In short, Scorpios, don't be afraid to explore the uncharted territories of your own mind, even if you do find a few space monsters in there. After all, as every good Blake's 7 fan knows, it's the unexpected plot twists that make the journey worthwhile. #ScorpioSeason #InterstellarIntrospection #VenusInScorpio #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness #NerdyAstrologerSignOff

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SignToday Is Posting: 06.12.2023 08:12:02 (sco-06-12-2023)