By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 12 March 2024
Category: Scorpio

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Cosmic Sting of Unexpected Events, Hold on to Your Asteroids!"

The next Scorpio will start in 225 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 16 days, at Thursday, 28 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 216 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 195 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpio! The cosmos is serving up a spicy cosmic cocktail for you with this 2.3-day-old waxing crescent moon. Think of it as the universe's version of a craft beer—tangy, a little bitter, and surprisingly refreshing! This moon phase is like the universe's way of saying, "Come on, dude. Shed that old skin and step into your new badass Scorpio form!" It's time to embrace change, even if it feels as uncomfortable as trying to squeeze into a pair of skinny jeans after a carb-loaded dinner. You might encounter some hiccups along the way, like a surprise plot twist in your favorite anime or finding out your go-to coffee shop is out of almond milk. But remember, it's not about the destination, Scorpio, it's about the journey. And let's face it, even Frodo had to walk into Mordor. So, this week, be like a proton and stay positive! Embrace those cosmic vibes coming your way and remember, every time one door closes, another opens. Or it might just be a window... but hey, as long as it's not a black hole, we're good! Let's get this lunar party started, Scorpio! 🌙🦂💫 #ScorpioSquadGoals #WaxingCrescentCraze #CosmicCraftBeer #EmbraceTheChange #ProtonPositivity.

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-12-03-2024)

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