Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Galactic Gavel - The Stars Order a Cosmic Citation of Intense Passion!"

The next Scorpio will start in 283 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 19 days, at Friday, 02 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 274 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 253 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Alright, my arachnid friends, it's time to don your stealthy cloaks and activate your heat vision for this week's horoscope, Scorpio style. With the Waxing Crescent moon at a tender age of 3.2 days old, it’s like a fresh out of the oven baguette, still a bit doughy on the inside but perfect for some moonlit mischief. This week, you might feel as though you're in an intergalactic battle with an alien species from another planet, also known as Monday. But fear not, brave warrior! Just like our beloved Predator, you have the strength to overcome. Remember, he didn't let a little thing like Arnold Schwarzenegger get him down! #MondayMotivation Mercury's alignment suggests communication might be as garbled as a Predator's vocal mimicry. However, don't let this deter you. Keep trying to get your message across, even if you sound like you're gargling marbles. It’s okay, we all occasionally speak in Alien, don’t we? #AlienLingua101 Jupiter is having a cosmic disco party in your house of self-expression and creativity. Time to unleash that inner jungle hunter. Maybe take up mud painting or start a new hobby like collecting spines... figuratively of course. You know, like collecting victories? Be careful not to get too carried away though, we don't want any interstellar misconduct charges! #CreativeHunter Saturn is urging you to stay camouflaged in your cloak of invisibility when dealing with financial matters. It's a good week to lay low and avoid any major expenditures, especially on things like plasma casters and spaceship fuel. Remember, thriftiness is next to godliness, or something like that. #ScorpioSavings Lastly, embrace your inner Yautja (that's what Predators call themselves, for you non-nerds) and remember, even if your extraterrestrial dreadlocks are a bit frizzier than usual this week, you can handle anything the universe throws your way. After all, you're a Scorpio... or as I like to say, the Predator of the Zodiac. #ScorpioStrength Until next week, fellow star warriors. Remember to keep your heat vision sharp and your cloaking devices fully charged!

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.01.2024 08:12:01 (sco-14-01-2024)