Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Phone Home! Your Stars Are Dialing in Cosmic Chuckles and Galactic Growth!"

The next Scorpio will start in 252 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 15 days, at Thursday, 29 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 243 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 222 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Scorpio! Alright, let's talk about your horoscope, brought to you by the 5-day old Waxing Crescent moon. When it comes to the moon, age ain't nothing but a number, but this little cosmic cherub has a few tricks up its sleeve. Firstly, with the moon in its infancy, it's a great time for you to start new projects. Maybe that means finally tackling quantum physics or trying to comprehend why anyone would ever choose to eat kale. Either way, it's a fresh start and an open road, baby! But remember, Scorpios, just like this young moon, you've got more phases than a Star Trek convention. So while you're diving into new adventures, don't forget to check in with all of your...let's call them 'versions'. You know, the one that likes to binge-watch alien conspiracy documentaries at 2am, the one who can't resist a good meme war, and the one who thought it was a good idea to grow that lockdown beard. The cosmos is whispering in your ear, "Hey Scorpio, you're cooler than Spock at a Vulcan meditation retreat." So embrace your passions, no matter how quirky they may be (I mean, look at me: I'm a nerdy astrologer who loves science and has a hippie heart). This Waxing Crescent moon is your cosmic green light to break out of any Klingon death grips and boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before. And remember, if things get tough, just ask yourself: What would Crichton do? May your week be as bright as the stars, and your humor as infectious as a Plakavarian Flu (minus the fever and spots, of course). #Scorpio #WaxingCrescent #StarTrekRealness #AstrologyNerd #WhatWouldCrichtonDo?

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.02.2024 08:12:02 (sco-14-02-2024)